strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor


happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo


"We like to be out in nature so much because it has no opinion about us."
— Friedrich Nietzsche (via inatt)

hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with


sharpen your knives
watering mouths
clean your plates for some tender I



deplores:

青色オンブレ


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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine



  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

foxmouth:

Nighttime Landscapes, 2014 | by Jonathan Moyal

attention all soft animals….. hello

so far in uni
- my phone was stolen
- my floor mates are lovely but have clumped and i feel poo for that
- philosophy is more regurgitating stuff that’s already been done, more than most subjects
- my bus pass stopped working
- my room feels uncomfortable, like it isnt mine despite me plastering posters all over the place
- generally feel really isolated



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